why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
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Did I Already Reblog That? the musical
Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”And the big group number, I’ve Reblogged This Seven Times Today With Slight Variations
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I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
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captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:
Me and Jenna and me and Matt <3
oh, what nice pictures of-
wait
oMG
wAIT
HOLY SHIT ONE OF US MADE IT OUTSIDE AND ON TO A TV SHOW
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when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
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So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
Koalas: Nature’s alcoholics
i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing
couples should just smash their last names together
so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski
and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous
why aren’t we doing this
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I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.
Legitimately turned on by this
This is the best thing.
Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.
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